dream

The other night I had a seriously weird dream.

I was living in Salem, not Oregon but the Days of our Lives fictional city, and I went on a camping trip. Being in the world of DOOL isn't strange but camping sure as fuck is for me. Anyway while camping I let the shaving maintenance slide and developed noticeable growth. I prefer my legs to be smooth and rarely let 2 days go by without shaving so thinking of my legs super hairy is pretty gross to me.

Eventually the hair grows so much it starts sprouting branches and leaves. Seeing my legs becoming like tree trunks upsets me so I started breaking off the branches. The branches were part of me though, so it hurts when I'm breaking the branches off. Of course I kept breaking the branches off and my legs hurt and were bleeding. My dream self didn't know what else to do.

I have no idea what any of this means other than I'm probably vain. But to be fair no one wants trees growing off their legs.